You're running for president? Tell me another one.

Which bi-partisan group of guys haven’t figured out what everybody else already knows: Odds are better that they will win the Lottery than the White House

Here’s the current  group of the men whose reach far exceeds their grasp of political reality: Joe Biden, John Edwards, Christopher Dodd, Dennis Kucinich, Mike Gravel, Duncan Hunter, Sam Brownback, Rudy Giuliani. It’s a little unfair to say they’ve all hit the 16th minute, after all only Rudy & Edwards even got the first 15. Every 20 years or so Biden struggles to get past minute three on the fame clock only to talk his way off of it. By the way, I haven't ruled out everyone running for the office who isn’t Barack, Hillary, McCain or Romney. There’s also the current governors of New Mexico, Arkansas and Iowa who should be ruled in if for no other reason than when it comes to the Oval Office voters really, really, really prefer governors to senators and/or mayors.